So, I probably owe the neighborhood parents an apology...again. However, before I tell you why, I have to give you a little background. I'm a stickler for family dinner. At our house, everyone has their specific place at the table, dinner is at roughly the same time each night, there is a representative from each of the four food groups on the plate (yes, I realize there are technically five now, but we've never had a problem with Oil-Sweets representation) and I get annoyed when schedule changes are not discussed at least 24 hours in advance. It's how I grew up, and it's important to me, so I work really hard to make it happen. Don't be deceived though, it's more military mess hall than Norman Rockwell.
Several years ago, after the post-dinner bedtime struggle had been fought and our children were in bed, I mentioned to my husband that, at dinner time, he often reminded me of Sam Kinison. He started laughing (because we are capable of laughter after the children are in bed) and pointed out that he wasn't the only one.
Anyway, the reason I owe my neighbors an apology is that last week, I decided to let my children know why I sniggered so often at dinner as the whining increased and the tension mounted. They caught me with that look in my eye as I was imagining myself as Kinison's Professor Turguson in "Back To School." So, I told them I was laughing because I reminded myself of Sam Kinison. Which, naturally led to the question, "Who is Sam Kinison?" Well, I gave a PG explanation but it required quite a lot of screaming, which my children thought was freaking hysterical. And, as in all things they find even remotely funny, it was repeated...and repeated....and repeated. And now, after re-reading this entry, I'm pretty certain that this must be done, "I'm sorry, parents."